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I don't like reading history books

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1. Spousal abuse

Abusing of your wife is just so stupid. It's YOUR wife. That's like keying your own car.

2. What’s the best way to kill 1000 flies?

Throw a frying pan in an Ethiopians face.

3. Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Joe Biden.

4. What did the black guy say to his cannibal parrot?

Polly want a Cracker

5. What do Minors and Multiplication have in common

If they are under 12 just do them in your head

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7. Yo mama so hairy, she had her back hair braided.

8. Yomama so nasty tequila has PTSD when it thinks of her

9. Yomama so fat the secret service guards her as an elevated position.

10. Fetus deletus or??

For reference this is a joke from a friend, but what would you call a baby being thrown or yeeted. My friend said it’s still fetus deletus???

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